Rawfudquartbimpanggess is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, deceitful whale.

Rawfudquartbimpanggess created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawfudquartbimpanggess, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rawfudquartbimpanggess, she will turn you into a plant.

Rawfudquartbimpanggess' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Rawfudquartbimpanggess' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Rawfudquartbimpanggess.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Run away from purple monkeys, for they are unholy.