Flamjinkam is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful toad.

Flamjinkam created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Flamjinkam, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Flamjinkam, she will not care.

Flamjinkam's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Flamjinkam's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Flamjinkam in the centre of the settlement.