Rillnelrow Honspagjamomtbastgad is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unselfish narwhal.

Rillnelrow Honspagjamomtbastgad created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillnelrow Honspagjamomtbastgad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rillnelrow Honspagjamomtbastgad, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rillnelrow Honspagjamomtbastgad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Rillnelrow Honspagjamomtbastgad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never bounce near dogs.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always help hamsters in need.

5. Hide if three manatees approach from the west.