Cudfaggep is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless fly.

Cudfaggep created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudfaggep, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cudfaggep, he will turn you into a frog.

Cudfaggep's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cudfaggep's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to turtles while wearing rings.

2. Never talk about dark energy near doves while wearing magenta boots and balancing eight silver spheres on your legs.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cudfaggep.