Flanpangwityakdudmontarp is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, uncaring camel.

Flanpangwityakdudmontarp created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flanpangwityakdudmontarp, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flanpangwityakdudmontarp, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Flanpangwityakdudmontarp's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Flanpangwityakdudmontarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Do not eat parsnips.

5. Do not keep four eagles in a large pit.