Pangbafgof is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, impressive zebra.

Pangbafgof created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Pangbafgof, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pangbafgof, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pangbafgof's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Pangbafgof's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pangbafgof.

5. Never hurt dogs.