Tommigyog is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, smart owl.

Tommigyog created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tommigyog, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tommigyog, it will be mildly annoyed.

Tommigyog's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Tommigyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Never feed lots of bananas to dolphins while wearing pink dresses.

3. Always obey Tommigyog's priests.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Tommigyog in the centre of the settlement.