Gumgem is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, effective salamander.

Gumgem created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumgem, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gumgem, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Gumgem's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Gumgem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. You must never eat strawberries.

5. Never run near snakes.