Ditpodcap is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fussy clam.

Ditpodcap created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditpodcap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ditpodcap, she will boil you in a big pot.

Ditpodcap's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Ditpodcap's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Worship no other gods but Ditpodcap.

3. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Pray towards the east.