Gatgidcem is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-assured shark.

Gatgidcem created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatgidcem, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gatgidcem, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Gatgidcem's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Gatgidcem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Gatgidcem on top of all buildings.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Gatgidcem in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never think about bacteria.

5. Never write about black holes.