Vedcadciddaddontenyammig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust elephant.

Vedcadciddaddontenyammig created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedcadciddaddontenyammig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vedcadciddaddontenyammig, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vedcadciddaddontenyammig's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Vedcadciddaddontenyammig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not eat apples.

5. Never talk about gravity near turtles while wearing violet stockings.