Gemloopvonklambadmiffotstik is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, able seal.

Gemloopvonklambadmiffotstik created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemloopvonklambadmiffotstik, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gemloopvonklambadmiffotstik, it will turn you into a mouse.

Gemloopvonklambadmiffotstik's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gemloopvonklambadmiffotstik's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gemloopvonklambadmiffotstik eight times a day.

2. Always help mice.

3. Retreat if four ants approach from the west.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Feed all hungry doves.