Flisguppagyamjabnegrap is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, clever fly.

Flisguppagyamjabnegrap created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisguppagyamjabnegrap, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flisguppagyamjabnegrap, he will laugh at you.

Flisguppagyamjabnegrap's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Flisguppagyamjabnegrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Flisguppagyamjabnegrap must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never paint your arms indigo.