Rotcemgut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, emotional chinchilla.

Rotcemgut created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotcemgut, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rotcemgut, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rotcemgut's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Rotcemgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Put Rotcemgut first in all things.

3. Always help snails.

4. Hide from purple ducks for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.