Bommanyatt is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent skunk.

Bommanyatt created viruses three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bommanyatt, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bommanyatt, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bommanyatt's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bommanyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Bommanyatt in the centre of the settlement.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Erect nine copper sculptures of Bommanyatt on top of important buildings.