Pogcapcid is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful skunk.

Pogcapcid created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pogcapcid, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pogcapcid, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Pogcapcid's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Pogcapcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about gravity near nematodes while wearing mauve skirts and balancing nine nickel spheres on your back.

5. Worship no other gods but Pogcapcid.