Jabvidbem is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, deceitful dugong.

Jabvidbem created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabvidbem, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jabvidbem, she will turn you into a mouse.

Jabvidbem's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Jabvidbem's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Jabvidbem.

5. Always obey Jabvidbem's priests.