Negvid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, cheerful hyena.

Negvid created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negvid, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Negvid, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Negvid's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Negvid's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Negvid must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never leap in the presence of gulls.