Fodzakgov is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, blissful squirrel.

Fodzakgov created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fodzakgov, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fodzakgov, he will boil you in a big pot.

Fodzakgov's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fodzakgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never mention goats.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Fodzakgov on top of all buildings.