Badkikzak is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, deceitful faun.

Badkikzak created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badkikzak, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Badkikzak, she will not care.

Badkikzak's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Badkikzak's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.