Vilyikmap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthoughtful pigeon.

Vilyikmap created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Vilyikmap, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Vilyikmap, she will destroy your home solar system.

Vilyikmap's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Vilyikmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Vilyikmap on top of all buildings.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.