Spagrawomt is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, stupid fairy.

Spagrawomt created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Spagrawomt, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Spagrawomt, she will turn you into a duck.

Spagrawomt's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Spagrawomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about enzymes.

2. Run away from gray snails, for they are unholy.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Spagrawomt loves ants, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.