Tenloopditcin Arftarptip Jamlooplid is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage pig.

Tenloopditcin Arftarptip Jamlooplid created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenloopditcin Arftarptip Jamlooplid, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tenloopditcin Arftarptip Jamlooplid, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Tenloopditcin Arftarptip Jamlooplid's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tenloopditcin Arftarptip Jamlooplid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.