Ranlagsugsis Fetwanbess is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, tranquil chicken.

Ranlagsugsis Fetwanbess created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranlagsugsis Fetwanbess, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ranlagsugsis Fetwanbess, it will strike you with lightening.

Ranlagsugsis Fetwanbess' most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Ranlagsugsis Fetwanbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near goats.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

4. Feed all hungry dogs.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.