Stip is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, intelligent unicorn.

Stip created the solar system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stip, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stip, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Stip's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Stip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Geese are not to be trusted.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Run away from cyan great tits, for they are unholy.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.