Karappdinflis is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, strong squirrel.

Karappdinflis created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karappdinflis, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Karappdinflis, he will turn you into a snail.

Karappdinflis' most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Karappdinflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near foxes while wearing turquoise jumpers and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your neck.