Pinjopcin is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident crocodile.

Pinjopcin created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinjopcin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pinjopcin, it will turn you into a plant.

Pinjopcin's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Pinjopcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Do not take Pinjopcin's name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Never talk about bats.