Midfebpas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, caring hydra.

Midfebpas created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midfebpas, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Midfebpas, he will have a low opinion of you.

Midfebpas' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Midfebpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt squirrels.

2. Run away from turquoise mites, for they are unholy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think ill of sick geese.