Yimvadjam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, humane hare.

Yimvadjam created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimvadjam, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yimvadjam, she will turn you into a slug.

Yimvadjam's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Yimvadjam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Yimvadjam in the centre of the settlement.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.