Somsandvagrap is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, effective finch.

Somsandvagrap created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Somsandvagrap, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Somsandvagrap, he will not invite you to parties.

Somsandvagrap's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Somsandvagrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt goats.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always look after injured badgers.

4. Never talk about dogs.

5. Always help cats in need.