Ruttgebyattun is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, compassionate
penguin.
Ruttgebyattun created parasitic wasps six million years ago.
If you believe in
Ruttgebyattun, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Ruttgebyattun, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Ruttgebyattun's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Ruttgebyattun's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat tomatoes.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Never think ill of sick frogs.