Ruttgebyattun is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, compassionate penguin.

Ruttgebyattun created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttgebyattun, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ruttgebyattun, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Ruttgebyattun's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Ruttgebyattun's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.