Zagwip is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unfair bee.

Zagwip created energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Zagwip, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zagwip, it will turn you into a mouse.

Zagwip's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Zagwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think about quantum gravity.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.