Tonkdissnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unjust wyvern.

Tonkdissnutt created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonkdissnutt, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tonkdissnutt, it will turn you into a frog.

Tonkdissnutt's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Tonkdissnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Tonkdissnutt in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. You must pray to Tonkdissnutt seven times a day.