Stragsafjan is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, strong mouse.

Stragsafjan created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragsafjan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stragsafjan, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Stragsafjan's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Stragsafjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Stragsafjan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.