Tunsabmut is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, generous hummingbird.

Tunsabmut created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunsabmut, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tunsabmut, she will turn you into a mouse.

Tunsabmut's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Tunsabmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt cats.

2. Do not take Tunsabmut's name in vain.

3. Worship no other gods but Tunsabmut.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

5. Tunsabmut loves tapirs, so they must be respected.