Fabgessnak is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, flying warg.

Fabgessnak created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabgessnak, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fabgessnak, he will turn you into a puffin.

Fabgessnak's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Fabgessnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of spinach to snails while wearing blue shorts.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never leap in the presence of horses.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fabgessnak.