Parkhunrip is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, boastful crane.

Parkhunrip created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Parkhunrip, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Parkhunrip, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Parkhunrip's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Parkhunrip's Holy Commandments

1. Put Parkhunrip first in all things.

2. Never wear fawn trousers.

3. Always help sick aardvarks.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Parkhunrip on top of all buildings.