Gofdavag is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, capable dolphin.

Gofdavag created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofdavag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gofdavag, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gofdavag's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Gofdavag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Gofdavag in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Hide if five swans approach from the east.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.