Rowmontit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ruthless wren.

Rowmontit created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowmontit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rowmontit, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rowmontit's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Rowmontit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not chop down trees.