Libpasjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, generous snake.

Libpasjarn created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Libpasjarn, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Libpasjarn, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Libpasjarn's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Libpasjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never feed spinach to frogs while wearing shoes.

3. Never hurt dolphins.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not stand on grass.