Pigkopbin is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, fussy cat.

Pigkopbin created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pigkopbin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pigkopbin, he will be mildly annoyed.

Pigkopbin's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Pigkopbin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three manatees approach from the north.

2. Do not keep eight swans in a large pit.

3. You must pray to Pigkopbin five times a day.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Never eat corn.