Sagpadlagvin is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, loving capybara.

Sagpadlagvin created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagpadlagvin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sagpadlagvin, she will cry a lot.

Sagpadlagvin's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Sagpadlagvin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

5. Never talk about snails.