Yartnabwitbognibyar is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, duplicitous skunk.

Yartnabwitbognibyar created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartnabwitbognibyar, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yartnabwitbognibyar, it will destroy your home planet.

Yartnabwitbognibyar's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Yartnabwitbognibyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat horses with great respect.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Never wear green ear rings.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near doves while wearing yellow kilts and balancing three gold spheres on your hands.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.