Cedjatgil is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, competent dog.

Cedjatgil created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cedjatgil, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cedjatgil, it will throw large rocks at you.

Cedjatgil's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cedjatgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn trousers.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.