Armbittal is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciful wren.

Armbittal created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Armbittal, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Armbittal, she will strike you with lightening.

Armbittal's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Armbittal's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to monkeys while wearing indigo ear rings.

2. Never feed bananas to sheep while wearing kilts.

3. Never feed lots of gooseberries to mites while wearing white shoes.

4. Always help foxes.

5. Do not commit murder.