Cunbegnaknur is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, intelligent capybara.

Cunbegnaknur created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunbegnaknur, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cunbegnaknur, it will have a low opinion of you.

Cunbegnaknur's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cunbegnaknur's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cunbegnaknur.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Never write about amino acids.