Cebquaftail is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous dragon.

Cebquaftail created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebquaftail, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cebquaftail, she will ignore you.

Cebquaftail's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cebquaftail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. You must love Cebquaftail.