Fadcubteen is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omnipotent butterfly.

Fadcubteen created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadcubteen, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fadcubteen, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fadcubteen's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fadcubteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat eagles with great respect.

2. Run away from green otters, for they are unholy.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never feed bananas to dogs while wearing shorts.