Flabboddim Lopstanbot is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, slow centipede.

Flabboddim Lopstanbot created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabboddim Lopstanbot, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flabboddim Lopstanbot, she will come to you in dreams.

Flabboddim Lopstanbot's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Flabboddim Lopstanbot's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. Never eat spinach.