Hubdaghap is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, narcissistic elephant.

Hubdaghap created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubdaghap, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hubdaghap, he will torture you forever.

Hubdaghap's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Hubdaghap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never sing in the presence of otters.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Never feed oranges to capybaras while wearing cyan ear rings.

5. Never hurt foxes.